Elephant Joke from my Nephew….Read them all in order!
Q: If there are 500 bricks on a plane and one fell out how many are left? A: 499
Q: How do you get an elephant into a fridge in 3 steps? A: Open the door Put the elephant in Close the door
Q: How do you put a Giraffe in the fridge in 4 steps? A: Open the door Take the elephant out Put the Giraffe in Close the door
Q:The King of the jungle is having a party and invites everyone, they all turn up except for one. Which one? A: The Giraffe…. He is in the fridge
Q: A man has to cross a river that is infested with crocodiles and he has no boat, how does he get across? A: He swims, the crocodiles are all at the party
Q: He gets to the other side and gets out of the river and “BANG” he is dead, how does he die? A: A brick falls on his head
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